celinedionsnumber2fan:

men dont draw women with proper armor because they want them to die

uuiuu:

Dominant dog

Abuela: mijo, te hago un sanwich?
Me: no, gracias abuela acabo de comer.
Abuela: te parto fruta?
Me: no, gracias.
Abuela: no quieres un jugo de naranja?
Me: no abuela.
Abuela: un vaso de agua?
Me: no, de veras estoy bien.
Abuela: come mierda pues.

woodmeat:

tsunamiwavesurfing:

when she spread it wide and you hear that mac and cheese noise

the thang open up and sound like puttin 2 jelly samwiches together

(via sendeccentric)

nyctaeus:

Altar - Antonio Pulcar
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me
fashionpostsandstuff:

Kim and Khloe going to the circus tour
If they miss you, they’ll call. If they want you, they’ll say it. If they care, they’ll show it. And if not, they aren’t worth your time.
- (via vonlangfeld)

(Source: heyjonwin, via flauxx)